The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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Harry realizing that the balloon is actually an inflated condom +


Jeopardy’s Q&A system is fucked up. If I ask “what’s a frog?” and someone says “These amphibians rose from the Nile during the second plague,” our conversation is over

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